you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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