he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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