All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I wish I could teleport
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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