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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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