well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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