I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Randomize
