I feel like I'm in dance class right now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
