We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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