And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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