if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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