The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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