We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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