At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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