i think my mom watched the whole time
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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