My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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