Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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