Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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