i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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