Already got asked if we're dating
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
false alarm. still invincible.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Randomize
