Four minutes until I can fart!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When are your genitals available?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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