Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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