Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
there is glitter all over my balls
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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