I don't think brook has ever known best
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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