She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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