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So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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