How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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