Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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