Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
foreskin is a definite game changer
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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