What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You're a disaster
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