You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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