how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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