I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She needs sedatives and a leash
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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