home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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