what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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