we're blogging at a bar
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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