Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
she smelled like a LAN party
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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