is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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