Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
