hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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