i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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