You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dick very happy bro
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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