im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
then he tried to convert me to islam
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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