This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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