grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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