so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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