Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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