Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
