Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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