windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I am mentally ready for anal.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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