let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Randomize
